Esby here, and I'm holding a press conference to announce that the Well of Anthony Weiner has apparently run dry. That's right, media, those of you who are sucking on the teat of tabloidism, drunk off of the Drambuie of dirty politics, holding up the teacup of titillation, the oak bucket has dropped, and we are straining to hear it hit bottom. Will everyone who is not following important issues that face our country please leave the room.
Hey, where did everybody go?
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